I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.

At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke