You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony-the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.

Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know