I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'...
SARAH SILVERMAN I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes s...
SARAH SILVERMAN I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I gre...
SARAH SILVERMAN My dad loves to be talked about, good or bad. He just loves it. He's not even hearing the conten...
SARAH SILVERMAN I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissin...
SARAH SILVERMAN I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always...
SARAH SILVERMAN I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was j...
SARAH SILVERMAN You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
SARAH SILVERMAN I really think everything is fair game.
SARAH SILVERMAN Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a (expletive) dream, too.
SARAH SILVERMAN I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
SARAH SILVERMAN I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pi...
SARAH SILVERMAN You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to m...
SARAH SILVERMAN The nightmare stories are all true, but it was good. Made me so strong after that year of getting my...
SARAH SILVERMAN It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion ...
SARAH SILVERMAN My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns ...
SARAH SILVERMAN Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears a...
SARAH SILVERMAN I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.
SARAH SILVERMAN I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
SARAH SILVERMAN What the fuck am I doing?
SARAH SILVERMAN I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
SARAH SILVERMAN People need to feel like they're not being attacked, like they're in a safe space where no punches a...
SARAH SILVERMAN Some people need Hell. If you’re the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctivel...
SARAH SILVERMAN I always want to laugh at the sad stuff. You don't need to laugh at the other stuff. I'm not numb to...
SARAH SILVERMAN This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want to vomit.
SARAH SILVERMAN I definitely think that prescription drugs, like antidepressants, are prescribed so cavalierly, anyo...
SARAH SILVERMAN In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of come...
SARAH SILVERMAN They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
SARAH SILVERMAN You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
SARAH SILVERMAN By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night L...
SARAH SILVERMAN That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
SARAH SILVERMAN I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
SARAH SILVERMAN Even when I'm dreading it, I want to talk about it - it only helps me.
SARAH SILVERMAN Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
SARAH SILVERMAN Oh, this sounds so obnoxious, ... I'm not planning anything out. I'm just trying to be funny. I don'...
SARAH SILVERMAN but it's not as common as you would think.
SARAH SILVERMAN And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences,...
SARAH SILVERMAN I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
SARAH SILVERMAN And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences,...
SARAH SILVERMAN I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think,...
SARAH SILVERMAN Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He do...
SARAH SILVERMAN Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!
SARAH SILVERMAN The kind of audience that watches 'Matlock' is ideal for a lead-in to the affiliates' ne...
FRED SILVERMAN I was the King of Twinkie-Vision one day, the King of Jiggle TV the next, thanks to Farrah Fawcett a...
FRED SILVERMAN We must teach our girls that if they speak their mind, they can create the world they want to see. (...
ROBYN SILVERMAN My own feeling is, these are aging franchises,
BEN SILVERMAN Otherwise, brands will go spend their dollars on Google, and the FCC ain't going to be able to do an...
BEN SILVERMAN Otherwise, brands will go spend their dollars on Google , and the F.C.C. ain't going to be able to d...
BEN SILVERMAN The more ideas that pop, the more open to new ideas the American market is.
BEN SILVERMAN The main factor is being able to walk into an office and put on a tape and speak to a track record.
BEN SILVERMAN I brought you six different kinds of soup, all low-sodium, no fat...are you listening?
BEN SILVERMAN We love watching Steve's film career flourish. We love watching his films, and we love participating...
BEN SILVERMAN These shows are about taking a celebrity out of their comfort zone and showing them in a different e...
BEN SILVERMAN He's a classy brand and a brilliant coach.
BEN SILVERMAN They're getting squeezed in the region with the two goliaths coming at them from all directions.
BEN SILVERMAN The original 'Caddyshack' with Chevy Chase and Bill Murray is one of the best comedies ever ...
JONATHAN SILVERMAN There seems to be a vulnerability at the networks in late night. They are losing more and more audie...
FRED SILVERMAN It's like a dream. I never realized how big it is.
BRIAN SILVERMAN On-demand, virtual call centers are the way the market is headed.
BRIAN SILVERMAN On-demand, virtual call centers are the way the market is headed, and we are constantly working to h...
BRIAN SILVERMAN We've grown significantly these past couple of years, but haven't seen anything as dramatic as last ...
BRIAN SILVERMAN In a shooting day in the U.K., every few hours, everyone takes a bit of a tea break - not coffee, bu...
JONATHAN SILVERMAN These students are America's future leaders, and these missions give them the tools they need to bec...
BARRY SILVERMAN That choice reinforced the purchase. It also allowed the customer room to grow toward incremental pr...
BARRY SILVERMAN A lot of it was lifestyle. There's an affinity for cooking and culinary arts as well as cycling and ...
BARRY SILVERMAN People know that is the price and that's what they are going to pay. People seem to like it. When yo...
BARRY SILVERMAN You're pricing it at what you think the goods are going to come in at, but it's always going to be h...
BARRY SILVERMAN I'm going to have to pay for that, either by increasing prices or start charging for delivery or add...
BARRY SILVERMAN He had an explanation for everything. It was a fascinating chance to explore the mind of O.J. Simpso...
CRAIG SILVERMAN I tend to take a common-sense approach to problem-solving, and oftentimes that involves the use of q...
MATT SILVERMAN I don't want to make any judgments, and I don't want to preach, but I'm hoping that marr...
JONATHAN SILVERMAN The community spoke out loudly against discrimination and the MTA responded appropriately. We couldn...
MICHAEL SILVERMAN In the five months between Stuart Sternberg taking over until opening day, we want a complete transf...
MATT SILVERMAN That news, combined with Rocco's great work ethic and dedication to his rehabilitation, gave us the ...
MATT SILVERMAN Our twin priorities are reconstituting the baseball department and getting new decision makers in th...
MATT SILVERMAN Barring something unforeseen, at this point, we're probably going to be pretty quiet from now until ...
MATT SILVERMAN We don't want to restrict them.
MATT SILVERMAN There are lots of names that are being thrown out there. Some of the younger, more quantitative-focu...
MATT SILVERMAN Whether it's a GM position or not, there are lots of different holes to fill. If the right person po...
MATT SILVERMAN He will not have any role in the operations of the business. He will be a resource as needed for the...
MATT SILVERMAN That is just what Jodi can do so well. She took over the game. She ran the offense well, played good...
AMY SILVERMAN As ugly as we played, to get out of here with a win, I'll take it. We certainly didn't play like [we...
AMY SILVERMAN They weren't mail order buyers.
BARRY SILVERMAN 'Eurovision' is the granddaddy of all talent shows and the Super Bowl of singing.
BEN SILVERMAN They are more into things like variety.
BEN SILVERMAN Otherwise, brands will go spend their dollars on Google, and the F.C.C. ain't going to be able to do...
BEN SILVERMAN Friends and family allocations of new (stock) issues goes on every day all over the country. Some pe...
CRAIG SILVERMAN There's no doubt that the O.J. Simpson case was the start of legal analysts, big time. As the case u...
CRAIG SILVERMAN We?re excited. It?s going to be an awesome week for Toledo and the event at the ballpark is somethin...
JUDD SILVERMAN Women know intuitively when they are being devalued. (121)
ROBYN SILVERMAN Racial hatred in America still exists but never was it anything like the time immediately after the ...
WILLIAM SILVERMAN Next week everyone will be calling me saying they were married. We can't win.
AMANDA SILVERMAN We believe this is a case of retaliation, because Naomi had fired her housekeeper earlier this morni...
AMANDA SILVERMAN It is only by ignoring fact, science, and reason that one can support current Republican positions.
AVI SILVERMAN Fat-bashing in all its varied forms–criticism, exclusion, shaming, fat talk, self-deprecation, jok...
ROBYN SILVERMAN The key question is what triggered the hospitalization. Was it the unsatisfactory end of a relations...
CRAIG SILVERMAN Fleury has now worn the goalie cam more than anyone else in the league.
JEFF SILVERMAN It is significant and punishing to suffer a felony conviction. A lot of doors get closed. However, b...
CRAIG SILVERMAN This is good because we're entering the biggest season for e-commerce ever, so to have all that work...
KEVIN SILVERMAN He and Carl Crawford represent two premier building blocks of the organization.
MATT SILVERMAN The consistent growth in overall revenues shows marketers may be shifting more of their total advert...
DAVID SILVERMAN The World Trade Center cross has become a Christian icon. It has been blessed by so-called holy men ...
DAVID SILVERMAN I would like to think that monogamy works: that once you make that vow, that decision in your life t...
JONATHAN SILVERMAN Because minds do blow and hearts do break. Those are not just sayings. And wolves and roaches are no...
ROBIN SILVERMAN To get rid of the damage, it would make all of the members of Team Kobe have a partial lobotomy. The...
CRAIG SILVERMAN In our outreach efforts and charitable endeavors, the Rays place a great emphasis on helping improve...
MATT SILVERMAN We don't charge for delivery now, but I can't keep taking the economic hit,
BARRY SILVERMAN I'm on the Business Roundtable, the CEOs of the largest 100-odd companies in the country. Most o...
HENRY SILVERMAN Succeeding in network prime time has gotten tougher. Every day, several thousand homes are wired for...
FRED SILVERMAN As far as I know, the traveling of any mummies was not an issue in this exhibition. It never came up...
DAVID SILVERMAN This is a natural development as research shows that more consumers are spending a larger percentage...
DAVID SILVERMAN The objects are very beautiful and important in and of themselves, but also because of the story the...
DAVID SILVERMAN The initiative's goal was not to drive business to one wholesaler, but to reduce pharmaceutical cost...
DAVID SILVERMAN With the increase in broadband penetration further enhancing how messages get delivered, we should c...
DAVID SILVERMAN The Internet continues to be a vibrant and ever-changing channel, providing advertisers with broad o...
DAVID SILVERMAN When it was time for lights out, I realized just what sleeping in a place with no way out is like.
DEB SILVERMAN I went in without telling the women who I am, but the security cameras were rolling and I was very n...
DEB SILVERMAN I met women behind bars who exposed me to a life I never knew. Some of them told me they feel like t...
DEB SILVERMAN I went into this knowing it was going to be a tough stay. I just didn't expect to be still be having...
DEB SILVERMAN We stand by our numbers.
DEBORAH SILVERMAN We love commercial fleet sales (to corporations). They're profitable, and we're not looking to decre...
DEBORAH SILVERMAN We're starting to focus on transitioning to our '06 models.
DEBORAH SILVERMAN [Gas prices, which hit a national average of $2.61 a gallon this week, are affecting sales of large ...
DEBORAH SILVERMAN Everyone pays the same price. That's the message. We're not stressing the deal.
DEBORAH SILVERMAN had a great deal of success with this program. We've set a number of sales records in the past few m...
DEBORAH SILVERMAN The reason for the bonus cash offer is a continuing sell-down of 2005 inventory.
DEBORAH SILVERMAN We have advised our dealers that the program will conclude on Sept. 30. We're in the process of laun...
DEBORAH SILVERMAN Obviously consumers have been very receptive. We are confident they will respond to the program as t...
DEBORAH SILVERMAN The prices are probably on balance a little higher than with the employee discount, but they're stil...
DEBORAH SILVERMAN I've had the pleasure of working in the U.K. a few times before. I've shot a few movies ther...
JONATHAN SILVERMAN You find a personality whom you think the TV audience will embrace and find a format that is tailor-...
FRED SILVERMAN [Lafferty was] as good an executive as I've ever worked with, ... He had great taste, good instincts...
FRED SILVERMAN He was that unique individual who was a great executive. He believed in hiring good people and letti...
FRED SILVERMAN We look closely at the investment styles, narrowness of the market – the extent to which a handful ...
GLENN SILVERMAN Clearly, risks do exist and there is no doubt that some will get into trouble, especially if interes...
GLENN SILVERMAN The traditional high school concept for a frightening number of people just doesn't work.
JASON SILVERMAN What it boils down to is parents are going to be mad at us because schools are overcrowded, when it'...
JASON SILVERMAN The drug companies are already big players, in partnerships with the lead genomics companies, ... Bu...
JAY SILVERMAN There is a fiduciary duty here. It's really inconceivable to us.
HENRY SILVERMAN Walter Forbes's decision and the corporate governance changes approved today end any uncertainty abo...
HENRY SILVERMAN This report brings to a close a difficult period for Cendant employees and shareholders alike. The i...
HENRY SILVERMAN We are very focused on growing our business internally but also externally. We like this business ve...
HENRY SILVERMAN We did wage a very effective campaign to put pressure on the ABI board to do the right thing ... The...
HENRY SILVERMAN We were a very big customer.
HENRY SILVERMAN I'm comfortable with the sell-side's projections.
HENRY SILVERMAN No single processor architecture can best execute all programs. You really need a combination of pro...
JAN SILVERMAN We believe the movie is really commercial and the kids will really like it, because they will be abl...
JOEL SILVERMAN It's going to depend on who's working at the time. With actors, you usually can't ever pin anybody d...
JOEL SILVERMAN We are going to do it right, when it finally does happen. It's going to be one big exciting party.
JOEL SILVERMAN The state should make this an actual law, so it would be taken more seriously by county staff.
JEFF SILVERMAN Our group felt it was an important problem to deal with.
JEFF SILVERMAN There are probably stories, personal histories and other things being revealed in the suits, but the...
LANNY SILVERMAN There's a lot of architectural photography, and this wasn't quite that. There are people who'll prob...
LANNY SILVERMAN Our primary goal is ensuring [Stone] can go to work in peace.
MICHAEL SILVERMAN You acquire certain tastes. And if your taste happens to coincide with the majority of people, then ...
FRED SILVERMAN If history starts as a guest list, it has a tendency to end like the memory of a drunken party: mish...
SARAH CHURCHWELL When you go on vacation with people, you learn a lot about them.
SARAH MLYNOWSKI Like Lincoln, I would like to believe the ballot is stronger than the bullet. Then again, he said th...
SARAH VOWELL The Thames Torso murders almost fell into my lap. After deciding to use a real historical crime as t...
SARAH PINBOROUGH I've learnt that there's acting for film, acting for theatre, and acting for an audition.
SARAH SNOOK I think of myself not just as a dreamer, but as a dream chaser.
SARAH BRIGHTMAN We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.
SARAH PALIN Most days it feels as if the world is whirling around me and I am standing still. In slow motion, I ...
SARAH KAY Being out at work in L.A. is the nicest place to be. You don't get depressed because of the sun ...
SARAH GREENE If you've ever had anyone in your life who has been struggling with something, struggling with a...
SARAH GADON I was encouraged to be imaginative and read, and it was a great childhood for a budding writer becau...
SARAH WATERS Buck up or stay in the truck.
SARAH PALIN never stop playing
SARAH WINMAN Things happen. To everyone. No one escapes.
SARAH WINMAN Memories no matter how small or inconsequential are the pages that define us.
SARAH WINMAN I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull ...
SARAH PALIN Top-up fees mean that universities are increasingly under pressure to confer degrees upon students, ...
SARAH CHURCHWELL You can't be emotional if you're trying to be a businesswoman.
SARAH DREW We had a very energetic floor manager and he was always jumping around all over the place. The direc...
SARAH SUTTON There's no reason for anybody to jump out of bushes to take pictures of me. I'm not doing an...
SARAH MCLACHLAN To reduce deficit spending and our enormous debt, you reign in spending. You cut the budget. You don...
SARAH PALIN If I get blocked, it is generally because I don't know enough about some aspect of the story or ...
SARAH ZETTEL To be beautiful in Texas, you had to be blonde and blue-eyed and have a name like Ann.
SARAH SHAHI I'm not a natural researcher, and I don't get bogged down in it, but I think if you get it r...
SARAH PINBOROUGH I'd love to be in the '70s. I'd love to have a big, long wig parted down the middle with...
SARAH PAULSON You can get a man's attention if you got a pair of boobs and a butt. I hate to simplify them dow...
SARAH SHAHI The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
SARAH BROWN Fantasy is, of course, booming, and I think it's beginning to stretch its range as well.
SARAH ZETTEL My favourite pool is located in a remote valley in the eastern Lake District, surrounded by vine-hun...
SARAH HALL Sometimes you have to allow yourself to be helpless.
SARAH NOFFKE It's okay to accept things from people. It doesn't make you weak or helpless.
SARAH DESSEN Swimming in the U.K. is not really about enjoying a sultry experience. It's about cold, clear ac...
SARAH HALL In 'Bras & Broomsticks,' Rachel Weinstein gets the shock of her life when she discovers ...
SARAH MLYNOWSKI My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night f...
SARAH ZETTEL The earth sometimes rewards humans who do good works for the planet. Look out for unexpected windfal...
SARAH RAJKOTWALA To not have any hope is where things start to get really bleak. Things are possible. The impossible ...
SARAH PAULSON Wars are won from a wink, a gesture, an event that transpired a millennium before the battle. Humani...
SARAH NOFFKE You've got to let people be just, you know, people. Everyone does bad things sometimes, for all sort...
SARAH DUNN If modesty and candor are necessary to an author in his judgment of his own works, no less are they ...
SARAH FIELDING [The Old Astronomer to His Pupil]

Reach me down my SARAH WILLIAMS If I should have a daughter…“Instead of “Mom”, she’s gonna call me “Point B.” Because ...
SARAH KAY When I pictured myself, it was always like just an outline in a colouring book, with the inside not ...
SARAH DESSEN Don't panic. Midway through writing a novel, I have regularly experienced moments of bowel-curdling ...
SARAH WATERS Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light;
I have loved the stars too ...
SARAH WILLIAMS But you don’t have to give everyone the benefit of the doubt.”
“You don’t have to assum...
SARAH DESSEN