I really doubt many teams around here have statistics like that.
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GRANT HALL We'll do better next season. We'll have statistics and up-to-date standings on our Web site. And we'...
JOE NEWMAN I like - I love calculus. I love linear algebra, probability and statistics, that kind of stuff. I j...
PARDIS SABETI It's weird that those teams aren't here. I didn't think it would end up like this. It looks like thi...
CESAR CUEVAS Well, I think everybody has moments of doubt. I'd love to sit here and say, I never have doubt, I ha...
DONALD TRUMP I really would like to see our region be able to qualify more teams. There are teams here that deser...
JULIE GARNER I really, really miss old Bruce.
CHARLES WANG The feeling itself, it is the same. I don't really add the statistics that I had in Japan and the ho...
HIDEKI MATSUI You don't really replace a player like Jeremy Bruce,
JOE HAMILTON Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of leading causes of statistics
FLETCHER KNEBEL It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
FLETCHER KNEBEL I'd like to talk to him, but just about being the best tight end I can be, ... I know he did some gr...
HEATH MILLER I think it'll be a good look for everybody in the state and very good competition. There's some very...
BRUCE SHUMAKER That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do.
BRUCE SHUMAKER Guys, they hit us in the face, and we let them.
BRUCE SHUMAKER They came to wrestle; we were at the prom.
BRUCE SHUMAKER The team championship means a lot. One of our guys told me last week didn't matter because they didn...
BRUCE SHUMAKER It's always cool to be a part of anything that hasn't happened before. This is a great sports town, ...
JOE DUMARS I thought that team was gone - I've been around for games like that before with less talented teams....
DEBBIE TAYLOR I've been around some really good guys from different teams.
DAN QUINN Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so importa...
GARY SHTEYNGART I'm really, really glad to be here. Not too many people get a second chance like I did.
JIRI FISCHER It's often the case that great artists - people like Bruce Springsteen - tend to pick up the sub...
WAYNE SWAN I'm really into California art from the '60s. I like a lot of Bay Area artists, like Nathan ...
BARRY MCGEE This morning, I thought about maybe moving, but I've lived here for 30 years and I really love it he...
MATT FENNELL Let's do some sports, Bruce is here.
MAURICE DUBOIS I will always desire to play with Bruce Springsteen. He's the most inspirational, most dedicated...
MAX WEINBERG I really like the Doors. I like Kevin Spacey, Bruce Springsteen, Will Farrell, Reggie Watts, Tina Tu...
FLULA BORG I'll tell you what. I keep mentioning Bruce Williams. This guy's like clockwork. He's really making ...
GREG ROBINSON Eric has been around this and knows the importance of it. He's seen the good teams that have come th...
DOUG MCCRARY I'm really speechless. Coming in here, I wasn't expecting to win. I did have a nice practice session...
CHARLIE WI I like how many countries we have films from. Just take a look at the listing. The films really do c...
MARK POINDEXTER There aren't many players you can build a team around. I see Brian as one. Teams are looking for tho...
MARK SWEENEY Politics: Poly.
MANY Not many teams have the dual threat that Indiana has. Ironically, I think at times we could be one o...
TOM IZZO They probably are one of the best teams around here in a long time.
ED SAM I want to be like Bruce Springsteen or something, making songs that are relevant.
J. COLE For some of the guys here, they have a chip on their shoulder. But for some guys, they have played a...
JASON HUNTER We thought this tournament would be a lot tougher. We probably should have stayed local, teams are a...
ERIC OSMER I believe in shooting for the moon. We had a Taiwan team here, but I'd like to have something like t...
DAVE PLOOF There is very little disease here. We have not been seeing the diseases that many people around the ...
CURTIS ALLEN Too many buildings around here are vacant.
MARK PRICE They beat how many teams to be here? They're one of the 16 [Little League teams ] left [in the world...
BILL HARTLEY Bruce Lee was the first star I idolized. Growing up as a Chinese American, there weren't many pe...
DANIEL WU I don't really have that many judgements on things, or crazy statements that I feel like I have ...
RITA ORA There were statistics about how many hot pockets were used in the film and (there was) something lik...
JENNIFER RUBIN If you follow the statistics, Tammy shouldn't be here.
LUIS GARCIA Last year we did an outstanding job of having the really good teams here. The people of Northwest Ar...
BILL INGRAM The thing that we wanted was not to have it developed like every place around here.
HELEN HAUGH I wanted to make an album that was painfully honest, like (Bruce) Springsteen's 'Tunnel of Love,'
DARREN HAYES I felt like I'm not done. I came here to obviously try to win a national championship and I just fel...
LORENZO BOOKER Without a doubt we expected a better finish here. We took too many risks and ended paying for that a...
ALAN ADLER Both teams were really nervous and on their tiptoes a lot. Both teams threw the ball around a little...
JENNIFER THOMAS I think (Texas) is the best all around team we have played. We have seen some good teams in the four...
RICKEY BUSTLE So many teams would have wilted.
MIKE KRZYZEWSKI Shumaker will be our horse. He throws in the upper 60s and low 70s in big games.
JEFF MALLONEE We looked at statistics. At Hockessin [activity center], for example, people really lived around the...
ANNE FARLEY I didn't sign three years ago (with the Rangers) because I enjoy statistics. I enjoy winning, ... Yo...
BOBBY HOLIK I was scheduled to go to Paris next week and I was really sweating it until yesterday when the confe...
KEVIN MITCHELL We haven't had too many of those around here.
JEFF HAWES People are somewhat concerned they can spread, but I kind of doubt they can. We don't have that much...
JOEL ANDERSON We have to improve on all phases this week, ... We pride ourselves on special teams around here and ...
BILL GRAY It's just nice to feel like we have two college football teams here again. But we know it's our resp...
JARRAD PAGE I really like being here.
JACKIE COLLINS We've gone through years where we've had really good teams at the top, but I'm not sure we've had a ...
DANA ALTMAN I feel we should have won. We worked hard and the statistics show it, but we weren't really playing ...
CAROLINA RUIZ I can say Bruce Tipton has done a tremendous job of researching facilities in his travels around the...
GARY HATCH With so many good teams here, to go home with a trophy is quite an accomplishment.
JOE BLODGETT Most of the teams that have won here have played No. 18 very, very well.
LARRY PENLEY I haven't been around too many players like him.
CHARLIE WEATHERBIE For a lot of statistics, you look at longevity. If John Tudor or Joaquin (Andujar) had been able to ...
BOB FORSCH It's wonderful for Brazil to have so many talented forwards. We have many good players, and I don't ...
CARLOS ALBERTO PARREIRA Because I was an only child, I don't like many people around, and that's why I don't hav...
CHARLES NELSON REILLY I have played a lot of high profile games but I am not really sure what to expect from the other tea...
BRIAN DEANE You're poking around in dumpsters, driving around places that are not even a mile from your house. M...
BARRY WILLIAMS [The Patriots] are envied by a lot of teams around the league. I'm just happy to be here.
AMOS ZEREOUE It's a total community effort here. All the windows on Friday are painted around town. The crowds ar...
ROB DAVIS We have good fans. Plus, a lot of the teams have a long bus ride to get here. It's really hard to co...
EARL JOHNSON It's nice to have our own destiny now, but there's really no relief because all these teams out here...
SHANNON KLEIBRINK Poverty is a risk factor for cancer, ... I think in many ways the statistics we're looking at right ...
TOM DUFFY We've got two different teams here. It's like this every year.
JAMIE SPENCER A lot of people around here are playing mediocre teams and not really getting a challenge. Like we p...
BRYAN BRASWELL I like many types of music and probably too many to mention here.
LOUISE BROWN We came up here to get experience and play really good teams. And we have a chance to finish 3-1. Th...
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BRUCE CAMPBELL Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.
BRUCE LEE Communism is like one big phone company.
LENNY BRUCE For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men...
BRUCE BURTON Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a...
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can
LENNY BRUCE America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstr...
BRUCE JACKSON Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a hero -- take the time learn ...
BRUCE WILLIS Conceit is God's gift to little men
BRUCE BARTON In every pang that rends the heart
The Man of Sorrows had a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who i...
LENNY BRUCE The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seem...
LENNY BRUCE Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
LENNY BRUCE The height of cultivation runs to simplicity. Halfway cultivation runs to ornamentation.
BRUCE LEE