Eugene Chadbourne
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EUGENE O'NEILL EUGENE DELACROIX EUGENE DELACROIX EUGENE DELACROIX EUGENE MCCARTHY EUGENE IONESCO EUGENE IONESCO EUGENE DELACROIX EUGENE DELACROIX EUGENE IONESCO EUGENE IONESCO EUGENE DEBS EUGENE FIELD Obsessed by a fairy tale, we spend our lives searching for a magic door and a lost kingdom of peace. EUGENE O'NEILL EUGENE DEBS EUGENE BENGE EUGENE MCCARTHY EUGENE DEBS EUGENE IONESCO EUGENE IONESCO EUGENE PETERSON EUGENE BENGE EUGENE FIELD Life is for each man a solitary cell whose walls are mirrors. EUGENE O'NEILL EUGENE IONESCO If by saying that all men are born equal, you mean that they are equally born, it is true, but true ... EUGENE EDWARDS EUGENE FIELD If a person is to get the meaning of life he must learn to like the facts about himself -- ugly as... EUGENE O'NEILL EUGENE IONESCO EUGENE FIELD EUGENE FIELD EUGENE DELACROIX EUGENE IONESCO EUGENE DELACROIX EUGENE MCCARTHY Am I willing to go to Mars? Yes, but I'm not willing to spend nine months getting there, then wa... EUGENE CERNAN EUGENE IONESCO Ron Reagan amazingly qualifies as an honest broker. I asked him if he was a mama's boy and he sa... EUGENE JARECKI Ronald Reagan's legacy is deeply misunderstood because there are political actors in America who... EUGENE JARECKI Francis seems familiar because Catholics have already known him in the Vatican II priests who have b... EUGENE KENNEDY Friendship is something whose depth fits human aspirations and fulfills human possibilities. It has ... EUGENE KENNEDY EUGENE IONESCO The priesthood is not dying, but the clerical state is dead. It needs to be buried, preferably with ... EUGENE KENNEDY Catholicism actually resembles a family that survives because even as it aspires to holiness, it und... EUGENE KENNEDY The mystery of being human and, certainly, of being a Catholic lies in our embracing together the im... EUGENE KENNEDY We don't have the capability today to put a human being in space of any kind, shape or form, whi... 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EUGENE CERNAN To me the arcade experience is the ultimate gaming experience. EUGENE JARVIS In April, God speaks to us in the seas whose rhythmic murmuring fills our ears from a long way off. ... EUGENE KENNEDY EUGENE FIELD I do believe there is life in outer space. Mathematically, there has to be, and if you believe as I ... EUGENE CERNAN State constitutions typically provide that the state first has to service its debt, then make it pen... EUGENE FAMA Human experience resembles the battered moon that tracks us in cycles of light and darkness, of life... EUGENE KENNEDY There would be no need for love if perfection were possible. Love arises from our imperfection, from... EUGENE KENNEDY EUGENE DELACROIX The child was diseased at birth, stricken with a hereditary ill that only the most vital men are abl... EUGENE O'NEILL I would love to work with Sir Anthony Hopkins. How and why that would happen in a comedy I'm not... EUGENE LEVY Good priests never look for awards and, perversely enough in the clerical culture universe, do not r... EUGENE KENNEDY The countdown reached ten seconds and I could almost hear an invisible crescendo of stirring backgro... EUGENE CERNAN Mom was always doing something for somebody. She came from a Czech background, one that made her a d... EUGENE CERNAN Debates go on to this day about what caused the Great Depression. Economics is not very good at expl... EUGENE FAMA Today, we are on a path of decay. We are seeing the book close on five decades of accomplishment as ... EUGENE CERNAN We went into darkness after being in daylight the whole time on the way to the Moon. And then we wen... EUGENE CERNAN Ronald Reagan felt very great regret about the deficits to which he contributed on his watch. EUGENE JARECKI I hold the world speed record downhill, in a Rover. I think it was 17 kilometers per hour, downhill. EUGENE CERNAN EUGENE IONESCO Here I am at the turn of the millennium and I'm still the last man to have walked on the moon, s... EUGENE CERNAN Physics is becoming so unbelievably complex that it is taking longer and longer to train a physicist... EUGENE WIGNER EUGENE MCCARTHY EUGENE MCCARTHY EUGENE DELACROIX One of the most important things about the geology on the moon is your descriptions of what you see,... EUGENE CERNAN EUGENE DELACROIX EUGENE CLOUTIER EUGENE DELACROIX EUGENE IONESCO EUGENE DEBS EUGENE MCCARTHY EUGENE DELACROIX Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kin... EUGENE MIRMAN EUGENE MCCARTHY Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. EUGENE KENNEDY EUGENE DELACROIX I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt a... EUGENE LEVY is a look at what happens on a movie set when the word Oscar gets bandied about. 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I don't like to be on the run. I like to feel... EUGENE JARVIS We found out the Gemini spacesuit was, well, oxygen was flowing to keep me cool as well as to breath... EUGENE CERNAN How do you get there from here? They haven't persuaded me that this is valid, ... You have to have a... EUGENE FIDELL It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too. EUGENE WIGNER It takes so long to train a physicist to the place where he understands the nature of physical probl... EUGENE WIGNER The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics in the Natural Sciences EUGENE WIGNER The whole world feels that it knows Francis, not so much because he follows Francis of Assisi but be... EUGENE KENNEDY Nobody can take those footsteps I made on the surface of the moon away from me. EUGENE CERNAN EUGENE MCCARTHY Hierarchical formulations died because their wedding cake levels posited a multiply fractured cosmos... EUGENE KENNEDY The rebound indicates the market is not overbought. But the basic market leadership is still in tact... EUGENE PERONI I don't mean to make you nervous, but unfortunately I have to. EUGENE ORMANDY There is a similarity in the kinds of characters I gravitate to that goes back to my earliest years ... EUGENE LEVY When you're 50 you start thinking about things you haven't thought about before. I used to t... EUGENE O'NEILL at least provides some judicial review. EUGENE FIDELL Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue. EUGENE O'NEILL The big lesson of Reagan is: To think that he was some sort of simple figurehead and didn't do t... EUGENE JARECKI EUGENE IONESCO It was widespread that the politics of Tea Party people would be foreign to Ronald Reagan and they w... EUGENE JARECKI The world, more suffering than sinning, turns toward Pope Francis as in a conversation people turn t... EUGENE KENNEDY EUGENE FIELD EUGENE FIELD EUGENE FIELD EUGENE FIELD EUGENE FIELD EUGENE FIELD EUGENE FIELD EUGENE FIELD EUGENE FIELD EUGENE FIELD Facebook may not only propagate cyber-loneliness but exacerbate the pain of loss that estranged fami... EUGENE KENNEDY I'm one of the boys, no better than the last second violinist. I'm just the lucky one to be standing... EUGENE ORMANDY EUGENE DEBS The object of religion is the imagination, that deep and inexhaustible font of our understanding and... EUGENE KENNEDY EUGENE IONESCO If we went back to the imprisonment rate we had in the early '70s, something like four out of fi... EUGENE JARECKI Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa. EUGENE ORMANDY EUGENE IONESCO An investor doesn't have a prayer of picking a manager that can deliver true alpha. EUGENE FAMA Elites are once again invoking Reagan, dropping their G's and saying things in a folksy sort of ... EUGENE JARECKI High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated an... EUGENE MIRMAN
I don't know if I have a favorite color. 
It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. 
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ... 
It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime. 
We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want... 
Family is the most important thing in the world. 
You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ... 
As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend. 
Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs. 
My dear mamma is quite right when she says that we must lay down principles and not depart from them... 
A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity. 
It seems to me that man is made to act rather than to know: the principles of things escape our most... 
Addiction is a hugely complex and destructive disease, and its impact can be simply devastating. All... 
There is nothing new except what has been forgotten. 
I think change needs to be egoless. It's not about my leaving my fingerprints or a legacy. It... 
We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. They do not exist. 
I can make a lord, but only God can make a gentleman. 
I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. 
Nothing is more useless in developing a nation's economy than a gun, and nothing blocks the road... 
It is necessary to try to pass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. 
There's nothing like a jolly good disaster to get people to start doing something. 
I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box. 
What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy? 
Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together. -Eugene Ionesco. 
The two-party system has given this country the war of Lyndon Johnson, the Watergate of Nixon, and t... 
All human joys are swift of wing,
For heaven doth so allot it;
That when you get an easy thing... 
Virtue often trips and falls over the sharp edge of poverty. 
The light of memory, or rather the light that memory lends to things, is the palest light of all. I ... 
Mr. Clarke played the King all evening as though under constant fear that someone else was about to ... 
Mediocre people have an answer for everything and are astonished at nothing. They always want to hav... 
A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet. 
A work of art is above all an adventure of the mind. 
What makes men of genius, or rather, what they make, is not new ideas, it is that idea -- possessing... 
Ordinary people think that talent must be always on its own level and that it arises every morning l... 
This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to the aid of their party, but to come to the ai... 
When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are ... 
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while t... 
Getters don't get -- givers get. 
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the g... 
I often found myself prefering the company of people outside my congregation, men and women who did ... 
To know the value of generosity, it is necessary to have suffered from the cold indifference of othe... 
Solidarity is not a matter of sentiment but a fact, cold and impassive as the granite foundations of... 