I may have my faults, but I'm just as Dawkins made me.

Finn, my 8 year old boy asked me a question the other day. “Daddy, if I spin around and around till I’m giddy, does my pee come out in circles?” We did the experiment on that one, and the answer is no. No, you just miss the toilet badly. Then it was his go.

Computer wires, flex cords for hedge trimmers etc., get entwined on their own volition. Leave them, come back, and they are inexplicably knotted. There is a force of chaos at work. Not a passive force like atrophy, but an active one, like a slap on the head. Molecules that have been unnaturally forced to help us, rebel. Why else would a vacuum cleaner wire get caught in a door handle time and time again? Yes people, things ARE out to get us. Welcome to TANGLE THEORY.

Most people do not see with the intent to understand, they see with the intent to forward on.

Linda continued stubbornly, “Evolution can’t be true, because if humans evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?”

“Frankly, Linda, it is exactly that kind of bone-headed statement that demonstrates a complete ignorance of evolutionary processes by the staggeringly misinformed. Humans did not descend from apes, humans and apes shared a common ancestor millions of years ago. Humans and apes are distant cousins, with chimpanzees as our closest cousins sharing roughly ninety-eight percent of our genome, who together share an even earlier common ancestor with gorillas.”

“I am not descended from a monkey,” Linda stated hotly. “Humans are created in the image of God and appeared on Earth in our present form. We did not evolve from pond scum!”

“You are free to believe that and persist in your ignorance, but as the renowned evolutionary biologist and zoologist, Richard Dawkins, wrote in A Devil’s Chaplain—”

“Aha!” Linda burst out, “there you go, admitting it’s the work of the devil.