Finn, my 8 year old boy asked me a question the other day. “Daddy, if I spin around and around till I’m giddy, does my pee come out in circles?” We did the experiment on that one, and the answer is no. No, you just miss the toilet badly. Then it was his go.

I may have my faults, but I'm just as Dawkins made me.

Computer wires, flex cords for hedge trimmers etc., get entwined on their own volition. Leave them, come back, and they are inexplicably knotted. There is a force of chaos at work. Not a passive force like atrophy, but an active one, like a slap on the head. Molecules that have been unnaturally forced to help us, rebel. Why else would a vacuum cleaner wire get caught in a door handle time and time again? Yes people, things ARE out to get us. Welcome to TANGLE THEORY.

Most people do not see with the intent to understand, they see with the intent to forward on.

It's hard to save the world when you can't save yourself

Alone-sex didn't count. It's like the difference between thinking to yourself or having a good conversation with someone----the pleasure is in the exchange."

-Liberty Jones