I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.

Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

[The rumors] are true, ... We were married, albeit briefly, and we are now divorced.

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work.

Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.