I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
HELEN ROLAND Will Rogers once said, 'If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.' Medi...
LEONARD BURMAN Once you love something, you can never stop loving it. Even after a divorce, the heart will not stop...
GREGORY DAVID ROBERTS The only way to stop smoking is to just stop ð no ifs, ands or butts
EDITH ZITTLER I am not going to stop when i'm exhausted..I only stop when im done..things never done..that is mean...
EJUMP SCHIFFLER Without divorce we can never appreciate marriage & without marriage there will be no divorce.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) We must be more and more to each other, my dear wife.' -Charles Darwin to wife Emma upon loss of dau...
DEBORAH HEILIGMAN I wish you knew how I value you; and what an inexpressible blessing it is to have one whom one can a...
DEBORAH HEILIGMAN The only way to stop the violence is to rescind the expulsion orders.
NOAM ARNON Sometimes the only way to gain someone's favor is to stop giving them yours.
CURTIS TYRONE JONES Sometimes the only way to gain someones favor is to stop giving them yours.
CURTIS TYRONE JONES Sorry to interrupt myself, but it's the only way I stop talking.
RUSH LIMBAUGH Stop wasting time, start investing time for that is the only way to greatness.
SUNDAY ADELAJA Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
VOLTAIRE The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
EDITH ZITTLER But I will never stop helping and loving people the way Jesus said to.
MICHAEL JACKSON Milosevic will never stop, because he is fighting for personal power in Serbia. The only way to stop...
FATOS NANO To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... There seem to be no way he could stop anything that was happening, although it all felt wrong.
LARRY MCMURTRY The only way to get out of that vicious cycle is to decide to stop being a spectator
SUNDAY ADELAJA Think about the work you already do. Is it meaningful & challenging? Are you appreciated & r...
MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN Will you ever stop needing to be right?
Will I ever stop needing you to be?
SCOTT STABILE The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.
JOHN ROBERTS The best way to protect young black, brown, men of color, women of color, is to actually stop profil...
HILL HARPER We'll just go until we can't go anymore, I guess. If you stop you're going to get run over in this s...
GREG ZIPADELLI If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doin...
HOMER SIMPSON Honor your divorce and your new life the same way you honored your marriage.... And if you
didn...
APRIL MASINI The only way to stop a nightmare is to open your eyes, if perchance you realize you were dreaming
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA I know I wouldn't want to be him, ... I guess that's where I stop and he starts.
JERRY ORBACH A one-way street will stop a lot of the nonsense. The only thing for us is they're moving that five-...
BARRY JONES Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to marriage
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA You must remember that you are my prime treasure (and always have been).'
Emma Darwin to husban...
DEBORAH HEILIGMAN This is their way to stop the virus' outreach.
KRISTINE MCGRATH The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you.
TOM BRADLEY The only way you can fail in life, is when you stop believing in yourself.
KISHAN S CHAUHAN If they were so concerned with marriage, why aren't they promoting a constitutional ban on divorce? ...
RICK GARCIA Marriage is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.
JAY LENO Obviously, I like the sport way too much to stop.
ASHLEY FELICELLI Stop explaining to others, people will only understand from their level of discernment.
ABHYSHEQ SHUKLA The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in Califor...
ALLAN SHERMAN My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecke...
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecke...
WINSTON CHURCHILL My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecke...
WINSTON S. CHURCHILL I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.
CATHERINE DENEUVE tell me to stop and i will
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT Shoot to kill, that's the only message which will make them stop their criminal activities.
EPHRAIM MATEYO divorce is always good news because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce.
AMY POEHLER I have that down pat. I can shoot it over a big guy. The only way to stop it is to keep me from gett...
BRANDON RUSH Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some w...
VOLTAIRE (FRANçOIS-MARIE AROUET) Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some w...
VOLTAIRE The best way to go is to stop thinking about the worst.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN Everybody is again trying to second guess what the Fed is going to do. The assumption is when they s...
JOE WILLIAMS There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep fro...
BOB NEWHART Putting these criminals behind bars is the only way to stop these Peeping Tom marauders who not only...
SEN. DAVE ARONBERG I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m...
AMBER SMITH The white man's dollar is his god, and to stop this will be to stop outrages in many localities.
IDA B. WELLS The best way to move forward is to stop holding people back.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN You can't stop the future
You can't rewind the past
The only way to learn the secret
...
JAY ASHER You will not get to your destination if you stop for every distraction along the way.
KAORU SHINMON It's amazing. But I guess I should stop being amazed by them at this point.
DON COOPER We believe the Fed will only stop when economic growth cools enough to dull inflationary pressures.
BOB DOLL It's hard to stop wars, and it's hard to stop the abuse of the planet and all of those thing...
ALEX LIFESON I wanted to scream at those with the probing stares. “Stop calling me a loser! The way I live life...
KAVIPRIYA MOORTHY In the winter that road is treacherous. I was only going 20 mph when my accident occurred and once I...
ANDY WHYMAN The only thing that I am ambitious about is to live a good life. Full stop.
VINCENT NICHOLS Stop leaving and you will arrive. Stop searching and you will see. Stop running away and you will be...
LAO TZU There is no compromise when it comes to someones delicate feelings, the only way out is to stop pret...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON The snag about marriage is, it isn´t worth the divorce.
SUZANNE FINNAMORE One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
JEFFREY BERNARD I can't tell you when the changes will stop and we hope that they never stop.
JANA KUNER I can only think of fear. I really don't know. Maybe it will stop their sales, or they'll think peop...
BARBRA STREISAND 17,000 islands, a huge coastline, and very little [police] resources, it is hard...to stop oil smugg...
FAUZI ICHSAN As I say, you get labelled. To stop all that, I've got to win things - that's the only way y...
JAMIE REDKNAPP I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the tru...
ADLAI E. STEVENSON II Divorce is the most important ingredient some religions fail to include when cooking the marriage me...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) We've got to find some way to stop the leaks.
BARRY SMITH The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had ho...
EMINEM The way to stop financial joy-riding is to arrest the chauffeur, not the automobile.
WOODROW WILSON The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m...
ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO However often marriage is dissolved, it remains indissoluble. Real divorce, the divorce of heart a...
VIRGILIA PETERSON However often marriage is dissolved, it remains indissoluble. Real divorce, the divorce of heart a...
VIRGILIA PETERSON In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and con...
ROBERT ANDERSON I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will ...
ADLAI STEVENSON A sinning man will stop praying. A praying man will stop sinning.
UNKNOWN Just start. Once you do, you will either stop along the way or finish
SOTONYE ANGA The best way to increase our strength is to build bridges and stop constructing walls
ANIRUDDHA SASTIKAR The best way to stop you from feeling pissed is to piss someone off instead.
MIROR_VEGAS ECIS deeply regrets that strong antitrust law enforcement appears to be the only way to stop the sus...
SIMON AWDE The day one must stop dreaming on this world. 'Is the day one's breathing will stop on it
LEBOGANG MARUMO What the vast majority of American children needs is to stop being pampered, stop being indulged, st...
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
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WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
WILL ROGERS The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
WILL ROGERS There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have los...
WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac...
WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
WILL ROGERS In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in...
WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS