I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.