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I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.


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FAKEER ISHAVARDAS Were a million people to believe in bullshit, it yet is just bull crap.
FAKEER ISHAVARDAS All is a forever.
FAKEER ISHAVARDAS So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.
FAKEER ISHAVARDAS Any fool can start a religion. And many do.
FAKEER ISHAVARDAS Stand bloody tall - you're the All.
FAKEER ISHAVARDAS You got to die for 'It'. Or you'll remain a religious nutcase. In other words, a dickhead, nitwit.
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FAKEER ISHAVARDAS Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.
FAKEER ISHAVARDAS I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.
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FAKEER ISHAVARDAS My condolences, you're still alive.
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FAKEER ISHAVARDAS I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.
FAKEER ISHAVARDAS Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
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FAKEER ISHAVARDAS I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.
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FAKEER ISHAVARDAS It is no use dying, before one does.
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