I love you like the mother I had committed against her will.

If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States.

To suggest that you can't be both a mother who is completely in love with her babies, and a professional who is tough and tenacious, is ridiculous.

Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.

Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?

Grace- [on the phone] Yes. This is Grace Adler of Grace Adler Designs. I was in there yesterday. I told you I would be back today. And now you're telling me you're all out? Do you know how much business I've given you over the years? How much money I've spent? You idiots never make enough chili. [Slams down the phone]