Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.

Karen-she was all over you, your JLo's JMo

Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary.

Grace-[to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.

Grace- If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, she's not here. She doesn't work on days that end with..."day."

JLo-so karen hows married life?Karen-well it only lasted 20 minutesJLo-Oh is that short?