I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Don't press your luck, you might pop it.

If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'