I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?


Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.


She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.


I make love like never, only less often.


The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.