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BOB STEVENSON He seems determined to make a trumpet sound like a tin whistle.
ANEURIN BEVAN Aye, well, I've got my garden.
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LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
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LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
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LIKE I Suburban houses and tin sheds are often the objects of ridicule.
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NICOLE KIDMAN Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship - never.
ALBERT CAMUS Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
CHARLES CALEB COLTON Friendship often ends in love. But love in friendship; never.
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