I know it sounds cliched, but if we just treated each other as we'd like to be treated ourselves, we'd all be doing a lot better.

When I am on the plane and turbulence kicks in, I can't abide it. I feel like we are all going to die, and it takes everything in me to stay calm. But there are worse things to have to cope with.

There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time.

I never understand when people say, 'School days are the best of your life.' So it's all downhill from 16? How depressing.

I think that Vegas is one of the wildest places I've ever been to. You can look to your left and there's a drag queen getting married by Elvis, to the right there is some old bird sticking quarters into a slot machine for hours.

I like the idea of everybody knowing each other; you know why you're doing things.