I kind of waited and waited for him, and he . . . keeps on going.

I don't read much when I'm working. When I'm finished work, I don't want a thing to do with words.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

The first prerogative of an artist in any medium is to make a fool of himself.

We are tremendously disappointed in the events of this weekend. But we are heartened that medical attention was sought.