I just received a phone call regarding a "public opinion survey." I told them I had a poor opinion of the public and hung up.

I may not be slim but I'm relatively skinny. I'm skinnier than most of my relatives.

Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it? (Phone Booth ; The Caller)

[Answering Newsweek's phone call about Dr. Charles' condition] In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot! Yeah, you can quote me... C-U-D-D-Y.

Everything we say and everything we do teaches something to our children.

Just as there is no courage without fear; there is no grace without sin, no strength of character without temptation, no faith without doubt.