[Answering Newsweek's phone call about Dr. Charles' condition] In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot! Yeah, you can quote me... C-U-D-D-Y.

[To Dr. Cuddy]What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?

Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could remember all that.

I just received a phone call regarding a "public opinion survey." I told them I had a poor opinion of the public and hung up.

[repeated line]
We're missing something.

You don't have a problem with what I did?