I have two brain cells left, and one of them is busy reminding me to buy toilet paper.

I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.

My brain cells are dying in their trillions.

If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man finding toilet paper crumbs in your vagina.