I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.

There's a deep underlying unpredictability to life that is thrilling. In China, my wife would say you go out to buy toilet paper, and you come back, and something interesting or revealing or funny happened on the way.

If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.

If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man finding toilet paper crumbs in your vagina.