I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.

Vegans have a way of circling every conversation back to food, much like born-again Christians have a way of returning every conversation to the scripture.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

To get into the best society nowadays, one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people