After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

To get into the best society nowadays, one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people

I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.

I'm going to try to prepare, what for the McArthur family is a traditional Thanksgiving dinner. Did you know that mashed potatoes with onions could be dehydrated?

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.