I had a little 6-year-old girl come up and dump her piggy bank in my boot so I was, I had tears in my eyes.

One little girl asked her mom if she could take $20 out of her piggy bank, ... I asked her if she did. She said, 'It was more.'

There was one student that brought in $100 from his piggy bank.

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.

The 40 Year-Old Virgin

I can't walk in stilettos. I'm more of a boot girl.