Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.
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DAN HILL In Don Mills in the Sixties, nothing comes close to the humiliation of losing an argument. In our we... DAN HILL Much as my Boomer friends will hate me for saying this, Kanye West is the New Dylan. Not only do Kan... DAN HILL When you think of bike couriers, you think of hyper speed. They get paid by how fast they can drop s... DAN HILL Some stresses are unavoidable - it's just part of life. One of the things I do to avoid stress i... DAN HILL Songs sometimes are so connected to the sociology of the time. DAN HILL Our house is a constant mayhem of music, noise, socializing and business. It vibrates life, as a hou... DAN HILL If we don't invest now in so-called priority neighbourhoods with music classes, athletic facilit... DAN HILL At 10, I heard Neil Diamond's 'Solitary Man' and it moved me so deeply I stood, frozen i... DAN HILL To be sure, boxing has always been, at best, a shady and sometimes cutthroat business, buttressed by... DAN HILL I missed my father so much when he died that writing about his life and mine was a way of bringing h... DAN HILL I was wired to be intense. I don't think that's ever going to change. DAN HILL I don't dictate the solos and I don't dictate the vocal harmonies. DAN HICKS I don't think I'd want a revival. I'm not doing a tribute to myself. DAN HICKS I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: t... DAN HICKS There've been periods where I had to convince the audience or win them over. DAN HICKS About 10 years ago, I took some vocal lessons. I'll bet that helped. I got a tape of exercises t... DAN HICKS There's some pictures of me playing hollow bodies, but I never last long. I always come back to ... DAN HICKS I was always looking to record, but how much I actually pursued it was another thing. The major labe... DAN HICKS I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'... DAN HICKS My stuff was more of a folk coffeehouse thing, with more acoustic guitar, just me doing a single, an... DAN HICKS Right now, I'm thinking in terms of just having a good band, man. Having a good act for the stag... DAN HICKS There's been a big buzz about the Charlatans in the last couple of years. I've heard the wor... DAN HICKS And it really is a good feeling to get up there and make that sound. I'm not stuck in a time war... DAN HICKS It's not about retro or modern, it's about this note or that note, which sounds better? DAN HICKS When we started off it was all nervous energy and we probably played everything twice as fast as we ... DAN HAWKINS We've had a number 1 album in the UK and that was a really big thing for me. So now all we'v... DAN HAWKINS We've got a long career ahead of us and it's going to be great. Trust me. DAN HAWKINS We're real people and we're a band that's been playing on the scene for a long time. We&... DAN HAWKINS We still haven't played Madison Square Garden. That's a benchmark. Something will have gone ... DAN HAWKINS There's a lot of people out there who have seen us once somewhere in a pub or heard our songs la... DAN HAWKINS The bigger we get, I think the more it's changing things, which is great, but we didn't set ... DAN HAWKINS My favorite is still the one that I started off with, which is a Les Paul Standard. I've played ... DAN HAWKINS In a strange kind of way I know were really popular and probably the biggest band in the country at ... DAN HAWKINS I knew from an early age exactly what I wanted to do. I wanted to be a musician and that was it. It ... DAN HAWKINS I can't wait until we get to the stage where we don't have to explain anymore. DAN HAWKINS I can't wait to start something up myself that is actually about giving unsigned bands the expos... DAN HAWKINS As far as the live shows go, we're not leapfrogging all the smaller venues. We would have bypass... DAN HAWKINS After school I moved to London to get involved in music. I took the whole thing very seriously. DAN HAWKINS When I need to nail that riff to the cross, Marshall will always provide the hammer! DAN HAWKINS