I guess that's why they call it Hell.

What the hell would I do if I retired? I come in every morning, and after lunch we go to the bank and then to the house. I get in a good half-day's work, which is enough for me.

He beat the hell out of a kid I know, twice.

If I'd have known he was going to do that, hell, I'd have let him go. But he was in a lot of trouble, and he had to give it a whirl.

A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.

Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough courses.