I got along without you before I met you and I'll get along without you a long time after you're gone.

How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be draged to death

I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again.

I been a long time leaving but I'm going to be a long time gone.

Can I have that thing over there, or something like it?

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.