How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be draged to death

I got along without you before I met you and I'll get along without you a long time after you're gone.

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.

I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again.

Can I have that thing over there, or something like it?

I been a long time leaving but I'm going to be a long time gone.