I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!

If you've got a brand like this, any brand in fact, you need to stay true to your roots if you want to maintain your distinctiveness. It's very easy to start to lose that edge by appealing to a very broad audience,

If you've got a brand like this, any brand in fact, you need to stay true to your roots if you want to maintain your distinctiveness, it's very easy to start to lose that edge by appealing to a very broad audience,