I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Someone told me you are the worst kisser in the world... want to show me it's not true?

In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.