I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?
Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower?

Of course not. Don't be silly.

Even if I didn't use it in the house?

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.