Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Bill Watterson
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You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different...
BILL WATTERSON Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's differ...
BILL WATTERSON Isn't it funny that day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
C.S. LEWIS Bill Watterson, creator of the extremely popular 'Calvin and Hobbes,' did know when to quit ...
RON GOULART But each day brings from its pretty dust
Our soon choked souls to fill.
MATTHEW ARNOLD It was a pleasant day. It was almost like a festivity, but pretty soon it changed.
HELEN HUKARI I don't know if it's for the better, but I do know people aren't static. We all change from day to d...
V.C. ANDREWS We're scratching our heads over here. The data from day to day seems to go in different directions. ...
DONNA VAN VLACK Today, another Day, and a Opportunity for to be Amazing
JAN JANSEN Your day is determined by your attitude. Change your attitude, you change your day.
CHRISTOPHER SHEA I'm in pretty good shape. As far as football shape, I don't know. Football shape is totally differen...
BUBBA FRANKS What I urge is that you learn to master your life by living each day in a day-tight compartment and ...
MAX LUCADO I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the years
HENRY MOORE It takes a single smile to change a whole day, but one day can change your whole life.
MARJAN MADJAR I was pretty nervous the day of my first lesson. But as soon as we took off, the fear and anxiety me...
HARRY MATTOX It was weird - my parents would let me have some Green Day albums but not all Green Day albums.
DANE DEHAAN You can't change the world in one day, but in one day you can change someone's world.
CALAN BRECKON We always hope to put together a pretty good season, but I think for us our primary goal is to try t...
BOB JACOBY This is the first sunny day I can remember in two months. Everything seems pretty stable now.
RUSSELL HARRIS What catches your attention can change day to day.
But what catches your attention day after d...
KHANG KIJARRO NGUYEN That's sort of a silly question. Day 15 is too soon, but Day 16 is all right?
D.L. HUGHLEY Although time seems to fly, it never travels faster than one day at a time. Each day is a new opport...
STEVE MARABOLI You never know which Elle you're going to see day to day, because I wake up in different moods.
ELLE KING Nothing wrong with having pretty girls around, it always makes the day go faster,
VINCE VAUGHN It's been hard, we've been living day by day. We don't have any place to live, to work, nothing.
LUIS RAMIREZ I'm still "finding" myself but with time comes change, therefore the only thing I can achive in this...
SHIRLEY TRELLES You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are s...
BILL WATTERSON I think we're going to be in pretty good shape at the end of the day, but you never know,
GEORGE DARDEN But it was better to know of it than to see it in its daily monotony.
DAISY GOODWIN Nothing is going to change, unless someone does something soon
DR. SEUSS Now we're in the midst of not just advocating for change, not just calling for change - we'r...
BARACK OBAMA Never lament what gone wrong yesterday, gone is gone, but with a lesson of something good for tomorr...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Any future development of those three parcels is not spelled out within the 50-year vision. At this ...
BILL DAY I just hope it goes away to a much better situated location.
BILL DAY It is not a wholesale solution, but an important part of what is required.
BILL DAY There are some things that need to be done at the High School and Middle School, but I don't think t...
BILL DAY I think it's an outstanding reward for him there couldn't be a more deserving person. It's not just ...
BILL DAY It was like if they were in a hurry or getting ready to leave.
BILL DAY I think it's an outstanding reward for him there couldn't be a more deserving person. It's not ju...
BILL DAY It?s not every day you get a bill signing in your soup kitchen. As far as we know, there?s been noth...
MARK SWANN It's going to be a little weird. There will be a lot of excitement because it's opening day, but at ...
JASON WHITTLE It seems like things change every day. I would say fasten your seat belt, because the ride isn't ove...
DAVID KUGLER Bill said I was 'developing' at a rapid pace and gave me a different kind of book as a 'reward'. It'...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY It's going to be a little weird, just remembering that it is Sept. 11. There will be a lot of excite...
JASON WHITTLE Philosophies change by the day while God never changes, simply because, being perfect, He does not h...
JIMMY SWAGGART Obviously nothing is 100 percent effective. But we know that doing nothing is 100 percent ineffectiv...
JOHN WILLARD It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night an...
BILL HICKS I think we?re right in it. In this type of format, things can change radically the second day. Leadi...
LARRY FIELDS The person who was at that house that day was somebody that they did not know, meaning her personali...
TODD ANDERSON Bills ought to be passed with deliberation by committees. Change should be achieved in a bipartisan ...
ALEXANDRA PETRI The key is this: Meet today's problems with today's strength. Don't start tackling tomorrow's proble...
MAX LUCADO In happiness or unhappiness, living is a duty, and must be done thoroughly.
ELLIS PETERS I hate Valentine's day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment.
LARISA OLEYNIK Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to...
THOMAS J. WATSON The longest day soon comes to an end.
PROVERB Although time seems to fly by, it never travels faster than one day at a time. Each day is a new opp...
STEVE MARABOLI Bush has done pretty well on the day-to-day parts.
BILL CARRICK He's day-to-day and hopefully we get him back soon. I had faith in these guys coming in that they wo...
JEFF BAMBULE Their day-to-day lives are so different from ours.
CARRIE HUFF People think that you have to do something huge, like go to Africa and build a school, but you can m...
HODA KOTB For, he that expects nothing shall not be disappointed, but he that expects much - if he lives and u...
EDGAR CAYCE For, he that expects nothing shall not be disappointed, but he that expects much -- if he lives and ...
EDGAR CAYCE A craven can be as brave as any man, when there is nothing to fear. And we all do our duty, when the...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Sayers had a great day. He produced big for us, and that bunt kept a rally going. It seems like with...
MATT CIMO People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A.A. MILNE People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A.A. MILNE (WINNE THE POOH) Fantasy appeals to me and can be very much reflected in my dress - but then, each day is different. ...
DAPHNE GUINNESS you can't change the world in a day but you can change a life
JACK BIGGS There is nothing wrong with being weird. Anyone who tells you different is only trying to be normal,...
JASON MEDINA But do we know how to make love stay?'
I can't even think about it. The best I can do is play i...
TOM ROBBINS I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
BILL WATTERSON His day is done, and now we're doing it. And we're doing it pretty well and not with fingers in the ...
JIM COURIER I hit the ball pretty close to the hole all day, ... It was an easy day to score. The wind wasn't bl...
TOM WATSON By Saturday morning, [the national hurricane center was] locked onto southern Louisiana. It was a pr...
BARRY KEIM We made about $12 that day, which was pretty good back then. Harold Curry reached into the cash regi...
ANGELO PATTI Things are coming together pretty well. It was great to see when we came in the first day for pitche...
ANNA KRAMER They leave the lot pretty quick. They're pretty much in and out in about a three- or four-day period...
ANDY MOHR I'm happy to get through it. I wasn't feeling good all day and I got tired pretty fast. I've beaten ...
BRANDON HERRINGTON I couldn't believe it. We jog down here every day and it smells pretty bad.
BILL SAWYER And at the end of the day, one of the major players of that is the coach. It became pretty clear to ...
OLIVER LUCK Let's just say that we were all pretty tired by the end of the first day.
BILL NOBLE Twelve of our 13 entries made it to the second day. That's pretty good when you consider how young w...
BRIAN HUTTON We had a pretty good day. Almost all of the spots where we were seeded are coming back and we even m...
DON HELLING It was a pretty good day.
DR. D.B. CONERLY It hits you pretty fast, but in most cases it leaves you within a day or two.
DR. DOUG MOORE Overall it was a pretty good day. Alex made a good start and did what he needed to do to put himself...
DERRICK WALKER It's awesome (we all qualified). I think we had a pretty good day.
CORY BOGLER When you swing the bats like that, you're going to be pretty tough to beat. It was a good day. The h...
CRAIG NICHOLSON It's a pretty solid two-day tournament. It's similar to our regional. We have a lot of regional oppo...
DARREN WEBER We won but it was not pretty. It was cold and wet and that makes it a long day.
DAN STEWART I pretty much come here every other day to stock the machine, but during the walleye run I would be ...
DAN DEMOND I played pretty solid all day. Fortunately I got off to a good start and made some putts early.
FRANKLIN LANGHAM We actually had a little sunshine. It turned out to be a pretty good day. We had a lot of p.r.'s.
GENE MEYERS [The kayak trip itself] was pretty strenuous. We were all very sore and tired the next day.
JACOB MILLER It was a slow day. The rise came mostly because some stocks got pretty cheap and U.S. stocks rose sl...
HERMINIO LUCCI It was a pretty good day.
HERB STINSON We had a pretty good day.
HERB STINSON Once things get through the day-to-day digestion period, broadly speaking the market is still pretty...
JACK CAFFREY I'm pretty sure I learned more in that day than I did in two years of Minor League ball. [I learned ...
LOGAN KENSING Yesterday was a pretty good up day, but we were well oversold, so we shouldn't probably get too exci...
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BILL WATTERSON Verbing weirds language.
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-Calvin
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BILL WATTERSON We've had a few, but considering the length of the delay, it has not been bad.
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BILL WATTERSON Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.
BILL WATTERSON Mothers are the necessity of invention.
BILL WATTERSON I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas...
BILL WATTERSON I was not prepared for the resulting attention. Besides disliking the diminishment of privacy and th...
BILL WATTERSON I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
BILL WATTERSON At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find the inner mo...
BILL WATTERSON Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these ...
BILL WATTERSON Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better t...
BILL WATTERSON By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an i...
BILL WATTERSON A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be...
BILL WATTERSON I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster th...
BILL WATTERSON It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
BILL WATTERSON It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON [Calvin: A 6-year-old boy who thinks like a grown-up and fantasizes like a child.] Calvin is very fr...
BILL WATTERSON