I find it hard to understand why Scorsese has never called. You know, given the natural menace I bring to the screen.

I couldn't put my hand on my heart and say I think that being in a relationship is a natural state for a human being.

Well, you know I have an office, my film offices. So I know that syndrome. I fancy offices, so there must be something wrong with me. Even the window cleaner intrigues me. It's a very sexy environment.

Something about teaching is curiously attractive, actually. I don't know what it is.

And I particularly like the whole thing of being boss. Boss and employee... It's the slave quality that I find very alluring.

I don't hate L.A., but I'm nervous about becoming one of those people who has a ferocious interest in how films did at the box office that weekend and, you know, would want to meet for egg-white omelets in the morning.