I feel strongly that people should be able to choose how they spend their entertainment dollars. It's none of the government's business.

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

If you want to stop illegal immigration, you have to make it so that - so that the people that hire the illegal immigrants will not be in a position to hire them.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.