I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.

If you ever want to go golfing, take Brad with you. He will make you look better, ... He came in dead last. There were 75 celebrities and pro athletes and he came in dead last.

It was a shock to win, ... Even you guys - admit it - you thought 'Desperate Housewives' was going to win.

We couldn't land right away there was a dog on the runway,