I feel like a princess with a knife. I've wanted to be an Iron Chef forever.

I feel very passionate about maintaining the same level of standard and respect for the food as an Iron Chef myself.

I never seem to get past - I feel like a stupid guy from the Midwest.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

I feel like Obama's an Illuminati puppet.

I feel like there's no such thing as gender.