I feel a deep emotion and pride for the honor of having been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for 1992.

The Nobel Peace Prize is not awarded for what one has done, but hopefully what one will do.

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.