I dunno how much AIDS scares y'all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, a guaranteed one-shot cure, on that day there's gonna be fucking in the streets, man.

It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

The best cure for an off day is a day off

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

The AAP recommends children eat three servings of milk, flavored milk, cheese or yogurt a day. While there's no cure for osteoporosis, eating 3-4 servings of low-fat or fat-free dairy foods will help children get the calcium they need to build strong bones, which will benefit them throughout life.

The day you marry, it is either kill or cure.