All they're going to do is add it on to our property taxes, and it's right back to us.
DAVE SORENSON If they can live without power, if they can live without heat, they sure as heck can live without wa...
DAVE SORENSON It would seem to me that somewhere along the line the operation of City Hall got out of hand under t...
DAVE SORENSON How do you know which path you should take? Take one and it will tell you if you've chosen wisely. I...
TONI SORENSON Some of the most memorable paths I've taken have been detours.
TONI SORENSON Treasures are not found where many feet have trampled. They are found along the paths that no one el...
TONI SORENSON All paths eventually lead home.
TONI SORENSON It may seem that you are on the path alone, but the light that guides you is coming from somewhere. ...
TONI SORENSON How do you choose your paths? Who says you do? Sometimes the path chooses you.
TONI SORENSON Nature makes the best paths that leads to the best places.
TONI SORENSON It isn't the incompetent who destroy an organization. It is those who have achieved something and wa...
CHARLES SORENSON My fears teach me courage. My weaknesses coach me to strength. My scars remind me not to make the sa...
TONI SORENSON Until you believe you can do it, it's going to be difficult to convince anyone else you can do it.
TONI SORENSON Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a decision.
TONI SORENSON With all of the cash chasing various asset classes, including commodities and gold, everything start...
BRAD SORENSON Health care offers defensive characteristics against a further economic slowdown that we are current...
BRAD SORENSON It's my job to make sure they go to where they are supposed to go.
BRAD SORENSON If [the Fed] shows more of a hand that they're close to done, we could see an overall rally in the m...
BRAD SORENSON All the monitoring is done on an interactive Web site. I can monitor anybody from anywhere as long a...
BRAD SORENSON The secret is not following the right path, it's following that right path to the end. Don't quit, m...
TONI SORENSON Take a discovery walk today to find what's missing in your life. There's peace in the whisper of the...
TONI SORENSON Our imperfections make us unique as surely as our strengths.
TONI SORENSON The number one thing that my father taught me as I was learning to race was the importance of safety...
REED SORENSON The most destructive thing we can possibly do in life is to make another person doubt his worth and ...
TONI SORENSON This is a tough place. It's lost a lot of grip over the years. It rained and washed all the rubber o...
REED SORENSON There's a lot of jealousy because the woman has done quite well for herself, and there's still some ...
ERIK SORENSON They said she could not do it. But she didn’t listen so when she did it. And when they stood in aw...
TONI SORENSON It's a pure case of negligence. The truck had been maintained that morning and sent out on the road ...
CHARLES SORENSON The original meaning of the word resolution means to “break into parts.” Think about that as you...
TONI SORENSON When you compare yourself against someone else, you always lose.
TONI SORENSON Happiness isn’t the reward we retrieve after a long struggle. It arrives daily, in those clear mom...
TONI SORENSON Stop thinking. Start Dreaming.
TONI SORENSON All truly toxic thoughts are expelled while moving. Gotta move to stay alive.
TONI SORENSON Your brain with all its parts, exists to keep you safe, but your mind, with all your memories and in...
TONI SORENSON True strength isn’t being able to knock your enemies down, it’s being able to hold yourself upri...
TONI SORENSON Your inner voice is the most powerful coach you will ever have.
TONI SORENSON Autumn is the time of year when Mother Nature says, “Look how easy, how healthy, and how beautiful...
TONI SORENSON Let go and let God. Don’t dwell on your past mistakes. When you do that, your past keeps you from ...
TONI SORENSON Spring is far more than just a changing of seasons; it’s a rebirth of the spirit.
TONI SORENSON Life isn’t about being perfect; it’s about improving. It’s not about achieving more, acquiring...
TONI SORENSON When God holds the Crayons you can expect a masterpiece.
TONI SORENSON The easy path will seldom lead where you need to go.
TONI SORENSON They're a very solid team, and really have no weaknesses throughout their lineup.
DUANE SORENSON It's always a good meet between the two teams and we'd always like to come out on top. We don't use ...
DUANE SORENSON We can compete with their top level kids, but the second- and third-level swimmers is really where t...
DUANE SORENSON While major talent changes on daily network shows often lead to ratings erosion, that may not be the...
ERIK SORENSON Offenders tell children all these things, you're going to get in trouble, I'm going to be taken out ...
ERIN SORENSON It's a situation where someone befriends the child, offer small gifts, maybe confide small secrets, ...
ERIN SORENSON I feel like I was being tortured, like I had my soul taken away from me or something.
ERIN SORENSON I would say more important than having these big conversations with children about sex abuse would b...
ERIN SORENSON When the finish line seems too far away, remember how you felt when you were back at the starting li...
TONI SORENSON It would be a bookkeeping nightmare to do this on paper and pencil every month.
JASON SORENSON It's unbelievable what it does. Water plant operators used to operate the plant. You used to have to...
JASON SORENSON I would have gained a lot more winter weight if I didn't participate in this. It's nice to have some...
JASON SORENSON Miracles happen when dreamers take action.
TONI SORENSON Dreamers Can.
TONI SORENSON If you leave your dreams on your pillow, you might as well just stay in bed. To make dreams come tru...
TONI SORENSON No one else will ever see your dream until YOU envision it. See it and they’ll see it too.
TONI SORENSON Figure out your passion. What floats your boat, rings your bell, lights your tree? A life without pa...
TONI SORENSON A friend once taught me that we'd all live differently if we could live our lives over, but all we c...
TONI SORENSON Do not beat yourself up for what you did or did not do. That will only bruise you and break you and ...
TONI SORENSON The human spirit cannot be seen; neither can it be denied.
TONI SORENSON Pain and suffering are like weights and pushups to the human spirit—adversity only makes it strong...
TONI SORENSON The human spirit carries a torch called hope.
TONI SORENSON You have within you, something magical. It can’t be seen. It can only be felt from within. But it ...
TONI SORENSON You are not your body, not your appearance. Those are only your packaging. When the physical parts o...
TONI SORENSON Your spirit does not shine when the sun shines and your life is comfortable. It shines when darkness...
TONI SORENSON Go for broke, my friends. Straighten your spine when you step to the podium. Trust your own tongue. ...
TONI SORENSON Your past isn’t there to decide who you are; it’s there to guide you to a better version of your...
TONI SORENSON How we feel is not who we are. We might feel like failures, but as long as we are still trying, we a...
TONI SORENSON Oppression in the name of religion is a time-honored tradition. I'm sorry that people are fearful. T...
KATY SORENSON It really seems absurd to have a municipality of this size. Most of the people that live there aren'...
KATY SORENSON It's been a very popular hospital. We just need to provide more services. I imagine it will help off...
KATY SORENSON I can't think of a better place to make my Nextel Cup debut than Atlanta, ... I'm going to be pretty...
REED SORENSON The first and most important person you must believe in is yourself.
TONI SORENSON You do not have to know which path you must take. That's not how life works. You simply must be curi...
TONI SORENSON Your body is a complete marvel. The more you study its anatomy and how each part works in harmony, t...
TONI SORENSON I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN