I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

So this is weird,

At my very core, I'm pretty shy. I just happen to have a weird job.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

Captain Jack Sparrow is like a cross between Keith Richards and Pepe Le Pew.