At my very core, I'm pretty shy. I just happen to have a weird job.

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

So this is weird,

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

I made odd noises as a child. Just did weird things, like turn off light switches twice. I think my parents thought I had Tourette's syndrome.