I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.

Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.