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I definitely am a performer, and there are different styles of stand-up; I mean, some people are writers and they get onstage to get jokes out, and that's definitely not what I do. I like to just go up and, if I'm telling a story about someone, I'll play his or her part.


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CHRIS WEDGE My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.
CHRIS PRATT Guantanamo Bay houses enemy combatants ranging from terrorist trainers and recruiters to bomb makers...
CHRIS CHOCOLA You can get too bogged down in technology and you can sort of forget what it is you were trying to d...
CHRIS LOWE In the United States, workouts tend to focus on body image and how you look. For me, it's really...
CHRIS CORNELL I love 'Boardwalk Empire.' I really love that world. I love that style. I love all the actor...
CHRIS MESSINA It depends on various things like if the promoters want to have a break so they can sell more T-shir...
CHRIS SQUIRE If you're in the WWE, it's like show business boot camp. You learn a little bit about everyt...
CHRIS JERICHO And it's interesting, when you look at the predictions made during the peak of the boom in the 1...
CHRIS ANDERSON Sarah Palin - now don't laugh - is writing a book. Not just reading a book, writing a book. Actu...
CHRIS MATTHEWS If I could rub a genie and anything could happen? Truthfully, my other love, and this is a complete ...
CHRIS DIAMANTOPOULOS I was a shy kid, a late bloomer. At 22, I was probably 16 emotionally.
CHRIS PINE I love Latin women, yet for some reason I always wind up with blondes.
CHRIS KIRKPATRICK I've always said there is a boulevard that exists between compromising your principles and getti...
CHRIS CHRISTIE Being voted the world's sexiest vegetarian is about as cool as it gets. It's not quite as co...
CHRIS MARTIN 'The Expats' is a thriller, but one that tends more toward general fiction than toward breat...
CHRIS PAVONE I don't think breakups are ever easy for anybody. If they are, they aren't much of a breakup...
CHRIS YOUNG Some of the greatest reality television we ever had was the moon landings. When you think about it, ...
CHRIS HADFIELD The only time it got really crazy was during 'Batman.' Anywhere I went in the world, people ...
CHRIS O'DONNELL Encouragement is like water to the soul, it makes everything grow.
CHRIS BURKMENN 'Horrible Bosses' is just blatant, outright fun. I've read some of what the critics have...
CHRIS PINE No one blames themselves if they don't understand a cartoon, as they might with a painting or &#...
CHRIS WARE Economically, unfair trade will benefit nobody in the long run, as poorer countries will be bled tot...
CHRIS MARTIN Keep your enemies in front of you
CHRIS MATTHEWS What I've come to learn is that the world is never saved in grand messianic gestures, but in the sim...
CHRIS ABANI There is no Jesus without Judas, no Martin Luther King, Jr., without the Klan; no Ali without Joe Fr...
CHRIS CRUTCHER ...we can say we love each other if my life is better because you're in it and your life is better b...
CHRIS CRUTCHER Wherever it is you may be, it is your friends who make your world.
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