I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.

We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.

I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.

We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.