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I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.


Mark Twain

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BOB NEWHART Mark Twain cannot be defined.
HAL HOLBROOK I could never learn to be totally fluent in any other language.
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PATRICK MOORE Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN To paraphrase Mark Twain, our demise is greatly exaggerated.
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JEFF NICHOLS Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.
MARK TWAIN Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.
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MARK TWAIN Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
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BUD CHILDERS A sea of humanity. What a wonderful sight to see at the start.
BOB BRADLEY Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
MARK TWAIN A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies whic...
OSSIP GABRILOWITSCH Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
ANONYMOUS Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.
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MARK TWAIN When you're on a raft, you pray like in a foxhole.
LOUIS ZAMPERINI When you find that you are on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain
STEVE J. LEATHERWOOD We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; les...
MARK TWAIN I had never spoken to her, except for a few casual words, and yet her name was like a summons to all...
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GERARD WAY I believe in love at first sight and hindsight.
RICHARD MADDEN Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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CHRIS FUHRMAN Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels.
VAL KILMER No friend to Love like a long voyage at sea.
APHRA BEHN There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
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NAHOKO UEHASHI A tamed woman will never leave her mark in the world.
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ALAN BENNETT If you want to meet Mark Twain, all you have to do is use your brain!
STEVE RAY COLLINS We twain have met like the ships upon the sea, Who behold an hour's converse, so short, so sweet: ...
ALEXANDER SMITH She arches her body like a cat on a stretch. She nuzzles her cunt into my face like a filly at the g...
JEANETTE WINTERSON She was crying. There were tears coming down her cheeks. She spoke no English, except 'I miss my mom...
CINDY MORGAN The narrow, middle, common-ground is the life-raft in a turbulent sea of extremism. We are overwhelm...
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LEE WARREN I believe in love at first sight for houses - but not for people.
DANIELLE STEEL She has not one particle of vanity in her. She covers her scars because they disturb others. No othe...
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JETHRO TULL If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN She never told her love, But let concealment, like a worm i' th' bud, Feed on her damask cheek...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated,
BILL BRADLEY Let us take to our hearts a lesson-- No lesson could braver be-- From the ways of the tapestry...
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KID ROCK No lance have I, in joust or fight, To splinter in my lady's sight; But, at her feet, how blest were...
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STEVAN V. NIKOLIC I like the idea of you on an island..."
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BERNHARD VON BULOW I am not an educated man. I never had an opportunity to learn anything except how to fight.
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MARK TWAIN There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
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MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
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MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MARK TWAIN Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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MARK TWAIN Chastity - you can carry it too far
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MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
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MARK TWAIN There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
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MARK TWAIN Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN It was the schoolboy who said, Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
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MARK TWAIN I've never let my school interfere with my education.
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MARK TWAIN Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
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MARK TWAIN The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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MARK TWAIN All right, then, I'll go to hell.
MARK TWAIN The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
MARK TWAIN Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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MARK TWAIN Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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MARK TWAIN I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
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