I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.

Doctor: Your right ovary has stopped producing eggs.
Miranda: Is it possible it's just on strike?

I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos.

I don't have Steve. There is no having the Steve.

Motherhood is the only thing in my life that I've really known for sure is something I wanted to do.

While I don't often use the word, the technically precise term for my orientation is bisexual. I believe bisexuality is not a choice, it is a fact. What I have 'chosen' is to be in a gay relationship.