Doctor: Your right ovary has stopped producing eggs.
Miranda: Is it possible it's just on strike?

I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos.

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.

Nobody ever really thought of me as sexy, right? They thought of me as smart and quirky.

That showed me frustration right there. He was mad and tired. He was beat. You could see it clearly.

I was letting some frustration out right there.