I can't afford a whole new set of enemies.

I have the worst ear for criticism; even when I have created a stage set I like, I always hear the woman in the back of the dress circle who says she doesn't like blue.

Perhaps the world's second-worst crime is boredom; the first is being a bore.

Oh, well, he couldn't do everything, could he?

Americans have an abiding belief in their ability to control reality by purely material means... airline insurance replaces the fear of death with the comforting prospect of cash.

What is elegance? Soap and water!