Oh, well, he couldn't do everything, could he?

Perhaps the world's second-worst crime is boredom; the first is being a bore.

Americans have an abiding belief in their ability to control reality by purely material means... airline insurance replaces the fear of death with the comforting prospect of cash.

What is elegance? Soap and water!

All I want is the best of everything and there's very little of that left

More varied than any landscape was the landscape in the sky, with islands of gold and silver, peninsulas of apricot and rose against a background of many shades of turquoise and azure.